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In Their Own Words: Mickey Rourke
Hilton evades press with Saddam's doubles
50 foot Shatner terrorizes New York
Tornado Dogfright obituary
Russell Crowe beaten up by penguin
Chevy Chase sells own neck on ebay
Steve Guttenberg wins Nobel peace prize
Costner taunts crowd with inflatable penis
Keira Knightley made up of smaller Keira Knightleys
Ignited Danson fart kills three
Clooney conquers nocturnal incontinence
Kilmer bites head off nine year old
Winona: I will kill again
