"We started working for Paris in October of last year," the anonymous imposter informed us. "She was so sick of all the papparazzi following her around that she decided to hire some body doubles as decoys. That was when she approached us. She said she wanted the most experienced doubles in the world, and that's us.
"I was skeptical at first about whether we'd pull it off, but then I realised that Paris Hilton and Saddam Hussein already bear an extraordinarily close resemblance. It was just a matter of us swapping the military uniform for a dress and putting on a blonde wig.
"The surprising thing is how dangerous it's been. I've been on the end of more assassination attempts as Paris Hilton in the last six months than I did in twenty years as Saddam Hussein."
Meanwhile, the real Paris Hilton recently killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. |
